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44 Posts By Obnoxious Owl

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Shooting from the Hip: Ya Mum

The Obnoxious Owl goes into why mums have a lot to answer for when it comes to the modern man

Would someone like to tell me in the name of all things pathetic what it is with the increasing trend …

Posted By Obnoxious Owl | 5-Nov-2012
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Shooting from the Hip: Unicorns and Cupcakes

The Obnoxious Owl waxes lyrical on the world (and whines) of Tumblr girls

As a lady blogger I spend a fair amount of time on the internet. Call me arrogant, but I never …

Posted By Obnoxious Owl | 26-Oct-2012
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Shooting from the Hip: Giving is Better Than Receiving

Christmas is coming and you will be too, if you follow the Obnoxious Owl’s gift guide for the woman in your life.

Underwear:  Avoid these words: Crotchless. Polyester. Diamante. Nurse. Vending Machine. Have you felt our skin? Shit is soft and delicate. …

Posted By Obnoxious Owl | 22-Oct-2012
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Shooting from the Hip: Signs that you may need a woman in your life

Need a woman in your life? You probably do, but don't even know it. The Obnoxious Owl lets you in on the tell-tale signs that it's time to get some lovin...as in, actual lovin, not the porn type of lovin...

You smell a bit.

A girl will tell you that your jeans have not dried properly and you have a …

Posted By Obnoxious Owl | 15-Oct-2012
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Shooting from the Hip: One Night Only!

The Obnoxious Owl dishes out some advice to the ladies on one night stand etiquette

Gentlemen *tips hat* – I’m giving some One Night Stand advice to dem ladies dem so you can either turn …

Posted By Obnoxious Owl | 8-Oct-2012
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Shooting from the Hip: The Eating Out Guide

The Obnoxious Owl gives you a heads up on going down. And we don’t mean to China Town.

So here we go then, a guide for the fellas in the art of cunnilingus (‘going down on us’ for …

Posted By Obnoxious Owl | 28-Sep-2012
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Shooting from the Hip: Tips for my Teenage Self

Ever wish you could give advice to your teenage self with what you know now? So does The Obnoxious Owl.

The first time you have sex with a boy, you will think you are in love but you are not.  …

Posted By Obnoxious Owl | 21-Sep-2012
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Shooting from the Hip: The harsh truth about hook ups

Get schooled by The Obnoxious Owl on the real deal about the fate of your penis. You can thank her later.

Hey duuuuuuudes, so tonight I was talking to a male friend who was going off on one about this ‘choice …

Posted By Obnoxious Owl | 14-Sep-2012
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