Someplace deep in the bowels of Russia there’s a place where women can go to get their freak on in synchronized formations. That place is called Fraules Dance Centre, named after Elena Fraules, Russian Dancehall Queen 2010. Above and below, you’ll see that at some point in the last decade twerking has become a respectable artistic outlet in the Soviet Union. They even have head-to-head competitions at the club, knee pads included. And these girls hit all of twerk’s special moves: booty pop [x], splits [x], face down, ass up [x], look back at it [x], headstands [x]. The works.

It’s safe to say that the world is spiraling out of control.