The year is 2094, the E! Network has just released exclusive footage of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s wedding napkins being folded. “Finally,” you croak from your deathbed, the Kimye wedding is over, you can die in peace. As an incredible calm drifts over your ancient body, you begin to relive the highlights of the event of the century; the Italian castle, the six-tier cake, every member of the wedding party being a bit of a sociopath. While you are relieved, you are also kind of sad…this wedding has come to mean so much to you, all because you have been reminded it happened once every two days for the past 80 years.

I love Kanye West and I thought I would never get sick of hearing about him, but this is getting a little ridiculous. Not ones to pass up the opportunity to draw a story out until it’s impossible to hear any more of, E! has released three new photos from the Kardashian/West wedding. One is of their trendy priest in a cape, another is of Kanye addressing a dev looking Kardashian/Jenner family and the third is of the couple and North which is actually really nice…SIKE, THIS IS STILL INTERESTING, KIMYE ‘TILL I DIE!

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