Before Grand Theft Auto V‘s official release in September (for those down under) the GTA website has launched a brochure showcasing a list of what to expect from the fictional city of Los Santos, including affordable healthcare, fast cars, glamour and friendly neighbours.

The Los Santos tourism bureau sure knows how to turn a negative into a positive. My favourite bit of spin:

“The streets are alive with all kinds of characters who coordinate clothing colors and enjoy leisurely pursuits such as territory clashes and pharmaceutical commerce.”

Head to the GTA official website for more pearls.

Mica Nantes