Because all that you guys seem to use Instagram for is taking pictures of your fried brioche with creme anglais or maybe the odd merguez sausage with queso de cabra gruyere souffle’s, the foodporn hashtag has become one of the most prevalent of our social media era.

Obviously disgusted at how virtuous you think foodporn is, The Bold Italic asked Andrew Callaway and Gavin Murray to film the most down and dirty food shagging they could think of. Apparently that involves carrots being plunged into pumpkin and a corn going down on a carrot. WTF did I just watch? Why does the post-coitus salad remind me of an American Psycho scene? Though this is perfectly safe to view in front of your colleagues you’ll still feel dirty for doing it. Watch the vege-voyeurism over at Vimeo

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