You gotta have top notch game and A-grade skills in the bedroom to get over 100 women into your bed without ever even giving her the D. Andrew Wardle, who was born without a penis, has done exactly that – the 40-year-old was born with a condition called bladder exstrophy, which causes the bladder to grow outside the body. As a result, he never developed a penis.

He managed to keep his condition a secret from dozens of women, including his long-term girlfriend, Fedra – their relationship begun as long distance, making it impossible to even have sex, and then when she moved from Hungary to be with him, he told her he had a microchip in his kidney to dissuade her from going near his nether region (would that really dissuade many women from even catching a glimpse of his man-meat tho?).

“I knew my way around a woman’s body, I knew my way around their mind… I was very confident in bed of what I could do to them so they wouldn’t come near me and they were finished and I was fine,” Wardle explained. He would also make up various excuses to avoid sex with women.

After years of depression, substance abuse problems, and a suicide attempt, Wardle is currently undergoing surgery to have a fully functioning penis built for him using muscle from his forearm, and his girlfriend Fedra is supporting him through the whole ordeal.

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