Sure, she makes a pretty penny behind the decks, but is Paris Hilton a good DJ? Probably not. Though I don’t think quality is what she was referring to when tooting her own deluded horn to TMZ, recently saying “I’m one of the top 5 in the world, so…”

So? So, the sad thing is that there is probably a good reason behind the smugness in that face and tone of voice – with an alleged hourly rate of $100,000 – $350,000, the highly coveted Bellagio in Las Vegas secured for NYE and a recently signed contract with a major Ibiza nightclub for the coming summer. Looks like there’s going to be a whole lot of pushing the Play button in the near future for Miss Hilton. Hear it straight from the horse’s mouth in the short clip above – and maybe prepare to feel a little part of you die inside.