I’m gonna come out and say it. Kate Upton. She’s kinda ‘meh’. Sure, we post on her all time but that’s just ‘cause you guys click on those posts all of the time. We cater to you. We’re givers. And whilst I dig that she has a bit more meat on her bones than say Giselle and granted her breasts are pretty spectacular but for the pinnacle of hot right now to be… oh wow, a white, blonde, blue-eyed American woman with massive knockers, well it just doesn’t seem very ambitious. This is your female fantasy modern day dudes? Do you remember Pammie Anderson? We’ve done this. Even she seemed to have a bit more razzle dazzle going on than ol’ butter-wouldn’t-melt-Upton.

But as it has been stated before, I am biased, I am more of a Veronica kinda a girl than a Betty and thus, I am digging the hell outta the new promo vid for lingerie brand Agent Provocateur featuring Monica Cruz. Yes, Penelope Cruz’ lil sister. I’ve always thought Penelope Cruz never got enough props on account of her hotness. Well her sister is basically a carbon copy and in the vid you’ll see her writhe around like a snake, a sexy Spanish snake wearing teeny tiny lingerie set in a ye olde era. Might not sound sexy but believe me it is.

Shout outs to Agent Provocateur for always coming through with the goods. Watch it above.