For those that tire of hearing the Mayan end of the world prophecy (to be fulfilled or dismissed in a matter of days) knowing they are powerless in the face of impending doom, Old Spice may have provided the answer. The world’s safety rests on a video game in which you play as Dikembe Mutombo, NBA superstar, to overcome such crucial challenges as ‘The Blurgpocalypse’ and ‘The Lethal Dose of Teenage Vampire Movies’ to carve more time into the Mayan calendar. It is revealed that the world’s end will not come via ‘flesh eating zombies’ or the ‘total triumph of K-Pop’ as our Prime Minister has suggested. It will be induced, by the internet. The game is surprisingly both hilarious and challenging. Play above.