If Elvis were asian, a skater and skinny, he’d probably be just like Jerry Hsu. Then again, no one’s really like Jerry Hsu. No one. At. All. We caught up with the Enjoi scallywag when he was in Melbourne late last year for the whirlwind Enjoi tour.

My name is…Jerry Hsu.

I live…I love.

Besides from skating I also spend time…not skating.

My parents always thought I was going to be…asian.

The trick that took me the longest to stomp was…everything.

In high school I…went to college instead then dropped out.

When I’m skating I listen to…my sad thoughts.

My liquor of choice after a long day is…stop promoting drinking, Australia!

I think long boards are…awesome. I’m getting one.

My perfect sponsor would be…Kodak.

The last thing I did that I regret now was…who cares.

The perfect girl would be…me with a vagina.

One place I’d rather be right now is…the USA.

Tomorrow I will be…going to the USA.

In ten years time I will be…old.

Jerry Hsu has a Tumblr page or follow him on Twitter @nazigold.

Photo Credits: Brian Gaberman, Kyle Camarillo, Jonathan Mehring, Hugh Cares