Whoever said northside was better than the southside? Looking for a new, affordable two-bedroom apartment close to the city? Well look no further apparently. This is what the listing looked like at the time of writing:

Ummmm… okay! Or not?

I’m surprised this got posted but it certainly made my day. I’m wondering how this got passed. Someone’s last-day-on-the-job-revenge? Either way, catch y’all at the open house tomorrow.

Update: Realestate.com.au has now removed the colourful description.