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In an effort to avoid letting bazillions of potential Christmas-time-box-office dollars slip away from them, Walt Disney Studios have confirmed the official release date for Star Wars: Episode VII for 18 December 2015. The official statement reads something like,

“Chill out, bitches, we’re pretty much going sweat-shop on this project and keeping our promise of a 2015 release. Even though it looks like we’re cutting corners this Star Wars film is still going to be everything you ever imagined, J.J Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan are gonna be like chained up working round the clock so we’ll get it done. Also, like, every other bitch is releasing their movie around then so LOL if you think we would miss out on the op for that dosh, did you forget we’re Disney? xoxo”

So you can put those week-old fears to bed guys, Disney have pinky promised.

Melissa Zheliba