Nobody likes getting fired. Or dumped. Or generally rejected in anyway. But that’s life and we all have to move on in our own ways. These days, if you find yourself made redundant from your job, the internet is normally the first port of call when it comes to finding new employment, no matter who you are – even the recently dropped hyphen from Jay Z’s name.

Even though it’s a phony ad (surprise, surprise) written by a Funny or Die writer, the Craigslist post paints a fairly sad picture of an eager-to-work hyphen, who is obviously not bitter at all. Check out the full ad below and if you think you can spare $11 an hour, maybe think about giving a SBL a chance.