Now THIS is a rant. So you may recall the minor shitstorm that followed Tila Tequila’s Hitler-sympathetic article, and the ‘satirical’ photo that was the catalyst of it all, but the craziness has not yet blown over.

The former reality TV star has now responded to said shitstorm in a new 10-minute rant, entitled Tila Talks like it’s a real thing, and pretty much name-drops all the conspiracy theorist keywords. Other revelations to come from the rant also include that she’s lived for 500,000 years, God is a he/she and her nickname for Perez Hilton is ‘Piggy Perez’.

Apparently she’s doing all us ‘sheeple’ a favour though, opening our eyes to some sort of multi-dimensional brainwashing operation, or something. Honestly, this reminds me of those ‘philosophical’ conversations you end up having at 3.30am on a Sunday morning that you think are deep but are just, well, bullshit.

“Your people…who will be soul harvested for the Luciferian soul harvest which all of those people who oppose me in the media or anywhere else are Luciferian New World Order Zionists, ok?”

Ok.

I don’t think we’re the ones who missed the galactic train…or whatever the hell she said.