It’s that time of the week where we get to report on some more ridiculous shit that Chris Brown has pulled. According to Jezebel, Brown has signed with Wilhelmina Agency in a bid to pursue his modelling career. With the agency guardedly describing him as “multifaceted artist with a unique taste on style” it’s hard to believe that they’re taking this manoeuvre particularly seriously either.

I just don’t know what to say here, I mean making fun of Chris Brown is almost a redundancy at this point. It’s probably safe to say that the guy has absolutely zero self awareness, and whoever it is in his PR camp that’s enabling this kind of shit probably needs to consider a swift career change. But you know, we live in era where Octomom is a successful entrepreneur – so I guess Chris Brown having a successful modelling career isn’t totally inconceivable.