In terms of things that I have no patience for, I think dominos would take the cake. I remember lining like twenty of those suckers up when I was about nine years old and immediately losing interest. Nowadays  I don’t think there’s any chance that I could possibly achieve something like this, what with the shaky hands that have come with the years of caffeine and alcohol abuse that’s demanded by the high stress lifestyle that I lead.

Luckily, there are people out there who will spend eleven hours arranging over seven thousand dominos so that it recreates a famous Van Gogh painting for our viewing pleasure. I think my favourite part is how the last tower doesn’t quite fall, so they just whip a domino at it. That’s how you get it done.