Everywhere you look there’s some damn info about the Olympics going on SOMEWHERE. While not much of a sports fan myself I did find this site from the BBC kinda fun slash interesting slash reassuring that I’m obese. Basically you enter you height and body weight and the app will spit out which Olympic athlete is your body match. Turns out my body match is a gymnast. Albeit a British one and not a truly petite Asian one but hey, it’s better than a shot-putter. Have a go yourself here.  You can then ‘share your match with friends’ via your social network of choice but good luck finding many people, especially chicks, who would willingly broadcast their weight to the world. Nightmare.