Prepare yourself for the most crippling secondhand embarrassment you might ever experience.

Meet Scott: humble car salesman, Nardwuar/Charlotte Gainsbourg/Gil Gunderson hybrid and 2 Chainz‘s certified number one fan. The man got to hang out with his idol backstage at a recent show in Oakland and the footage from the meet-and-greet single-handely redefines the turn up and reminds us why famous people have their own security guards.

Old mate Scott has a serious case of crazy eyes, his greasy hair game is real, and he has absolutely no filter. You give him the benefit of the doubt at first – I mean I’ve met ex-cooking show contestants and couldn’t string a sentence together, so I could empathise with his famous person nerves, but then he tries to spit a rap and impersonate the classic “2 Chainz” shout and from there it’s just like:

Watch the train wreck above. Stick around until the end to see him almost fight another awkward white dude. Be careful, 2 Chainz, be careful.

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