And in breaking news, Beyonce has a new hair do. That, or she took her weave out – I’m banking on the latter. I’d call this the ‘anti-long-hair-don’t-care’ look, alternatively referred to as the ‘Jay-Z-called-Miley-Cyrus-a-god-so-step-yo-game-up-girl’.
RT @chakaworks @s_c_ do you think twerking should replace the electric slide at weddings? [Personally???YES.. Miley is a GOD]
— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) July 8, 2013
Scandalous? You tell me (literally tell me, comment section exists below). You can go short Bey – but somewhere in America, Miley is still lurkin’.
I’m gonna stop trying to make scandal happen now and rain hate on all you lucky fans who scored tickets to the Mrs Carter tour here in Australia. Yeah, Miley might be God, but Beyonce is a Goddess. All hail!