The sneaker reselling market is going to shit in the current climate of hype-overload and $90k auctions. All the eBay, Craigslist, Yahoo! Auctions sneaker listings have become regular noise for heads frequently searching online but this listing on Craigslist caught our attention for all the right reasons for the first time.

After a Suffolk woman found out her sneaker head boyfriend was cheating on her she decided to hit him back where it hurts most…..his swag. Listing his Air Yeezy II’s on the “innanet” for $550 with the option of discounts if you “bring me to O-town” because “Tyron ain’t ever satisfy me w his lil french fry anyway”. The entire listing had me in stitches and if we’re to take anything away from this, lock up your sneakers away from your girl stay faithful to your girl.