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The story starts off hopeful: a Florida couple are currently suing the state to recognise their same-sex marriage which was legally performed in Canada. Florida is yet to legalize same-sex marriage, nor does it recognize marriages performed legally elsewhere, so the case is kind of a big deal.

Cue Chris Savier (also cue douchebag alert, except douchebag doesn’t really do it justice… let’s go with crazy fucking redneck alert, yeahhh, much more fitting). In order to protest the case before it even starts, aforementioned crazy fucking redneck, has filed a motion to intervene and demand the right to marry his “porn-filled Apple computer.” In a 24-page document, he insists that if gay people “have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts, then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object.”

In fairness, Savier does make several intelligent and credible points in the document, for example, when he explains that sexual orientation did not exist as a classification until President Obama came along and pushed his “social agenda to make America a ‘gay nation.’” Fucking Obama!

This isn’t Savier’s first time in court either, he’s already attempted to sue Apple for selling him said computer, “that allowed him to access porn and enabling unfair competition between his wife and porn actresses.” Fucking Apple!

Seriously though, what’s with that country and breeding fucking weirdo’s?!?

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