Only in America. Police are investigating a fraternity after an (almost) member of Wilmington College’s Gamma Phi Gamma chapter sustained injuries so serious he had to have one of his testicles removed. As you can imagine, there was a heap of fucked up, weird shit (involving cheese and vinegar soaked bananas) but the ball trauma came down to being hit with a towel “fashioned as a weapon.” This is almost as awkward as something out of the American Pie franchise. I feel like we should take an ethnographic approach to this situation and humour them as drunk American boys who got carried away doing something that is otherwise commonplace in their culture.

Because otherwise what the fuck do you make of that?

Melissa Zheliba