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It might have cock in the name, but it is definitely not the love from below that your significant other is expecting this Valentine’s Day. For those that say they aren’t like other girls, forget flowers because we have sourced the ultimate gift to engrain yourself into the lobes of love forever. Not only can these little beasts tolerate radiation, they can hiss (which happens to rhyme with kiss). The Bronx Zoo is offering a special opportunity for you to name one of their Madagascar hissing cockroaches in honour of your special someone. For a mere $10 donation, your Valentine will receive an official certificate emblazoned with the name of your special roach. Act quickly so that you don’t miss out! This campaign, which aids in the conservation of wildlife species unique to the forests of Madagascar, as well as worldwide environmentalism, started in 2011 and there are only tens of thousands left to name.

Shalane Kerr

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