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If you’re like me, you’re probably not all too impressed by the current candidates for the 2015 American electoral campaign. Presidential aspirants like Donald Trump just keep on disappointing–but now, you’ll no longer need to worry that the future fate of the country will be in the hands of a racist bigot.

Continuing to prove that anything is possible in America, the latest candidate to come to the forefront is Lucy Lou. Lucy Lou, a brown border collie (yes, the latest presidential candidate is a dog) is planning to run in the 2016 presidential race and will announce her run (through her owner and chief executive of ‘staff’) on September 5.

Before you shake your head in disbelief, Lucy Lou actually does have quite an impressive political background, currently holding the position of mayor in a 135 person town in Kentucky called Rabbit Hush. She has been mayor since 2008 and has raised $8,087 for town improvements. With Kanye West recently announcing his intention to run in the 2020 presidential election – this will be a interesting period for American politics.

Luke Karakas. 


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