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They say a picture speaks a thousand words, which is good because it means that by my objectively correct analysis that your average iPhone™ grants you an extended vocabulary of 846,000 words via the default emoji keyboard. You know what those words are great for? Sexting. This is 2014 brah, everything is digital – including your sleaze game. So whether you’re hitting up a cutie you met at the bar, sliding into a girl’s DMs, or chatting with a Tinderella, let the emoji do the talking for you. Lets face it, it’s probably going to be better than any creepy shit you do manage to mash out one-handed.