Tumblr user, TheSoupyOne, asked his younger sister Chloe to try and name all the fighters on the new Super Smash Bros, with hilarious results. Apart from the classic Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Donkey Kong and Pikachu (which every self-respecting child should know the names of), she got the rest perfectly wrong.
Amongst my favourites are “Robot” for Samus, and “Fighter Girl” for Samus Zero… that’s right, Samus is a girl. Girls are badass too. I just changed your childhood. On the opposite end of the gender confusion spectrum, we have “Princess Angel” for Pit. Poor Pit, but he should probably reconsider the dress and bow before another child confuses him with Cupid.