Every day I suggest our writers post about certain things. More often than not they choose to ignore these suggestions. The world’s ugliest dog died this week. What, no takers? How about the dude that played Luigi on the Super Marios live action TV show dying ? No, you don’t wanna cover that either? Everyone knows a day in internet land is close to a decade so all these gems of suggestions die a humiliating death and never see the light of day that they so clearly deserve. UNTIL NOW…
NO TAKERS? Is a new weekly (or whenever I, or someone else, can be assed) column where I/we will showcase 10 bits of news or info that I/we couldn’t get anyone to write about. They will not be restricted to just people or animals dying P.S that intro was merely a coincidence. Hopefully you will enjoy this list. If not this column may also die a humiliating death of no consequence. No pressure or anything. Not sure why I keep talking about death – KEEP IT LIGHT ALEX, FUN –It’s been a trying week….
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POP DANTHOLOGY 2013 – MASHUP OF 68 SONGS!
WANNA HEAR 68 SONGS FROM 2013 YOU NEVER ENJOYED ONCE ON THE RADIO JAMMED TOGETHER INTO ONE GIANT SONG? OF COURSE YOU FUCKING DO.
HERE’S WAKA FLOCKA TELLING YOU HOW TO GET ALL THE LADIES
I WISH WAKA WAS NERVOUS ABOUT CALLING ME…
STAR WARS JOINS INSTAGRAM
DARTH VADER, UR PHONE IS HELLA OLD.
THE AZIZ ANSARI SARI IS THE ONLY HOLIDAY GIFT YOU’LL EVER NEED
AZIZ IS THE MAN. I MET HIM ONCE.
STAN LEE INTRODUCES INDIAN SUPERHERO ‘CHAKRA’ TO THE WORLD
SPEAKING OF INDIAN LORDS, STAN LEE HAS JUST CREATED AN INDIAN SUPERHERO. HE BELIEVES HE WILL BE BIGGER THAN SPIDERMAN. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. BUT FOR REAL, YAY FOR DIVERSITY.
MUGGER APOLOGISES TO VICTIM 30 YEARS ON AFTER FINDING HIM ON FACEBOOK
ON SOME ‘MY NAME IS EARL’ ISH!
ONTARIO VANDAL SCULPTS BUSHES INTO ENORMOUS PENISES
DICKS GET CLICKS
THIS VIDEO REVEALS ONE BIG PROBLEM FOR THOSE AMAZON DRONES: BIRDS
THESE DRONES REMIND ME OF THAT OLD MACCAS AD WHERE THE KID ORDERS A HAPPY MEAL WITH A REMOTE CONTROL CAR AND A VIDEO CAM. DON’T KNOW IT? HOW OLD ARE U? 12?
GIRLFRIEND ‘PLAYFULLY’ SHOOTS, KILLS BOYFRIEND
WHY DOES THIS KINDA SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN IN FLORIDA?
HELVETICA THE PERFUME
“IF YOU LIKE HELVETICA THE PERFUME, YOU’LL LOVE ARIAL THE BODY SPRAY.”