In Manhattan exists a holy Christmas tradition called SantaCon – “a nonsensical Santa Claus convention that happens once a year for absolutely no reason.” Basically, grown adults dress in Santa costumes, get shit-faced and don’t act very nice. And this year, a group of certain Santas were particularly naughty.
Video footage of an intense drunken street brawl involving eight Santas has been gifted to the Internet for all to enjoy. It’s like real-life Bad Santa – these Fathers of Christmas are going in. Why are they fighting? Who knows. Someone probably hit on someone else’s Mrs Claus. All I know is that fights are so much better when people are wearing Santa costumes, and this is probably how drunk I’ll be getting on December 25th.
Show this to a child this Christmas and ruin their innocence forever.