The legend Michael Jordan has decided to sell his extremely big, and luxurious mansion. If you have $29 million (and then some) to spare, it could be yours. Although, to be completely honest, I didn’t expect him to market it with a couple of super corny real estate videos, one of which is entitled “I AM…” The Michael Jordan estate. Yes, with the capital letters included and all.

Both of the short videos basically just imply that you throw out your old life and pretend you’re Michael Jordan for the rest of your days, or gloat about it to your friends. “Only one person will be able to say, ‘I just bought Michael Jordan’s house’ will it be you?” They could have easily sold it if they just had ‘Back to Back‘ playing in the background. Check out the real estate videos in the gallery above.

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