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An 80-year-old Saltwater crocodile nicknamed Brutus has made news across the world after catching and eating a five-foot Bull shark in front of a boat load of tourists in the Northern Territory.

Amateur photographer Andrew Paice was on an hour-long cruise on the Adelaide River with his family when he spotted Brutus, who is missing most of his teeth and his front leg, dragging what he assumed to be a fish onto the riverbank. Upon closer inspection it was discovered that the crocodile had in fact caught an ACTUAL FUCKING SHARK.

I’m not sure what’s more terrifying here, the fact that this actually happened and was not a nightmare, or the fact that as usual Australia is on the map for enormous monsters mauling each other.

Watch an appropriately suspenseful (read: dreadful) photo-montage in the gallery.


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