At uni your parent don’t know half of the stupid shit you do. That’s unless you allow your face to be posted alongside the title ‘UK’s Horniest Student’ in return for £500 and a couple cases of beer, in which case they couldn’t be any less proud.

While there were many competent contestants, these are the words from Elina Desaine (20, Exeter University) that won over the judges at Shag At Uni (“The UK’s Naughtiest Student Hook-up Site”):

“I should be the UK’s horniest student because I have sex with at least 2 / 3 different people a week. Sometimes i go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my ‘shag list’ and do it in the computer room (I’ve done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!”

Although I’m sure Desaine’s approaching suitors have doubled since she won, she can’t have been serious… right?

She leaves us with these words of advice:

“Just shag more. Just go crazy, uni’s the time to do it. Especially during exam period because that’s when you get stressed the most and sex is a great way to relieve yourself.”

Robert Brown

[Via.]

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