Thanks to those geniuses out in Hong Kong, this brand new pizza x fried chicken collaboration is the latest thing to make us shamefully hungry. The “Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken” is the creation of saturated fat lords KFC, and the taste abomination sensation apparently boasts mozzarella, cheddar cheese and pizza spice breading, combined with crispy chicken. There is heated debate as to whether the chicken is also smothered in marinara sauce, and we can only hope these delicious rumours are settled within the next few days.

Currently this takeaway fusion meal comes in a pack that includes two pieces of Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken, a large mushroom rice and an egg tart, the latter of which we’re assuming are the natural accompaniments to this fast food pastiche. Here’s to hoping it’s also available in “Double Down” format, with two slices of the chicken sandwiching bacon and cheese, so that consumers can willingly onset diabetes as quickly as humanly possible. If you’re keen to have a taste for yourself, all you need to do is hop on a flight to Hong Kong; but please make sure you’ve considerately booked two seats for yourself upon return.

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