Two five-year-old boys from the city of Magnitogorsk, Russia managed to escape from their kindergarten this week by tunneling under the fence using plastic spades. The reason? To do what all five-year-old children dream of—purchase a sports car, baby.

Details are still hazy (as little has been confirmed by the local police) but it seems as though the kids were detained when they reached a luxury car dealership, two kilometres down the road. When asked what they were doing at the dealership, the boys tried to explain that they wanted to buy a Jag, but in fact could not because they had no money.

The parents of the two boys have not yet lodged an official complaint with either the police or the kindergarten, probably because the supervisor who was working at the time was fired on the spot. Could this be the beginning of a very successful career in escapology?

[Via.]

Kyle Setch

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