Self-proclaimed “classically trained actor and fine woodworker” Nick Offerman, better known as Ron Swanson from the insanely good show Parks and Recreation, is doing his part for Movember. Being the embodiment of all things manly, Offerman has provided a simple list of testosterone-filled activities for optimum moustache growth. So quit bitching about your previous inability to grow anything more than a few whiskery bits of fluff and listen to the man.