GTA V has been out for 15 days now – yes, that’s how long you’ve been MIA from IRL – and with the internet being the internet, the endless cycle of online parodies has already begun. However, so far one particularly opportunistic guy has out-parodied the rest of the competition with this GTA V-ified remake of Metro’s viral Dumb Ways To Die PSA.

In a clever montage of the most glamorous and embarrassing ways to wake up out the front of a hospital in virtual LA, the list of dying techniques include going swimming with some sharks, opening the door when you’re driving fast, and tripping and falling into a pole. God bless you, endless respawns.

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