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Doesn’t seem like it’s been the best couple of weeks for Donald Trump. His comments on Mexicans, which included stereotyping them as rapists and criminals have already caused collateral damage on his fortune and reputation. American television network NBC fired Trump, department store Macy’s ended all ties with him and the PGA said it would not host their tournaments at one of his golf courses. While Trump has pretty much managed to single handedly piss off every person with half a brain, and lose any chances of winning the American presidential campaign, it seems the worst for him may be yet to come. Mexican drug baron, and leader of the infamous Sinaloa Cartel, “El Chapo” Guzman has recently escaped from jail, and it seems he may have taken Trump’s comments to heart.

A twitter account labeled @ElChap0Guzman has fired shots at Trump, sending a tweet to Trump (originally in Spanish) that reads “Keep [expletive] around and I’m gonna make you swallow your [expletive] words…” While the account has not been verified, and could well be an 18 year old sitting on a computer somewhere in the world, Trump took it as a means to flash his weight around on his personal account @realDonaldTrump

While Trump may be trying to project himself as a tough boy online, in reality he is shitting his pants. Sources told America’s ABC News that Trump contacted the FBI’s office in Manhattan yesterday to report a ‘threatening tweet’ that was directed to him. Wait Donald wants the FBI to protect him? I thought he was going to “kick his ass!”

Luke Karakas.


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