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Miley Cyrus has only just turned 22. If this makes you feel some type of way, then you’ll be stoked to see her celebrate it with sex toys, weed, and a pure manifestation of Tumblr-hedonism.

For her special day Miley rented out LA’s Factory nightclub, redesigned the decor and dubbed it ‘Miley’s Happyland’, which seemed to be a new rave sex parlour for young Hollywood.

And, of course, if you throw a sex parlour party then you have to come correct with the sex toys, which in Happyland means a bed full of blow-up dolls, dildos on the walls, and a giant mechanical penis for your guests to ride at leisure. There was also an impressive pizza-styled cake that was graced by Miley’s feet some time between her riding the giant penis and getting all #freethenipple.

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