Given the chance, would you rather see Sack Lunch or The English Patient? Yeah agreed, The English Patient doesn’t even have good sex scenes. I mean sex in a tub? Give me something I can use! All right – enough Elaine paraphrasing. But really though, those films alluded to in Seinfeld have inched closer to reality courtesy of this set of speculative movie posters.
The posters depict the films as imagined by designer and illustrator OldRedJalopy, and feature the actors most likely to play them today. No light is shed on whether the cast of Sack Lunch were actually shrunk, or just standing in a giant sack, but you can just use your imagen-ation.
See a full list of the sitcom’s fictional films on this Seinfeld wiki.