Anyone still agonising over deleting 2,567 photos and their entire music library to accommodate the IOS 8 update should see the crazy poetry users have been creating using the system’s new preemptive messaging feature as a deal-breaker. It would seem that the feature, which offers live-updated word suggestions as you text is exponentially more capable of profundity in general conversation than the the average Iphone user. To be fair, why anyone would ever, ever have the practical need to send a text reading “I have to go back to the gym today and I’m not going out with my friends to play it on a date with my mom” is absolutely beyond me.