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There’s nothing a hipster loves more than knowing about things the general public has no idea about, even if those things are completely made up. As the coolest thing Jimmy Kimmel’s done since like ever, he sent a film crew to Coachella to ask unsuspecting hipsters if they were excited to see bands that do not exist.

Sure Two Door Cinema Club is real and pretty well-known. But what smart person would lie about being excited to see the Chelsea Clintons play live and say their friends told them to see Get The Fuck Out Of My Pool? This is either staged or that girl’s friends are just as fictional as these bands names are. Either way, the Obesity Epidemic is definitely on our Coachella 2014 must-see list. No doubt.

Dwayne L. Yates