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Young professionals looking for the jewel in their LinkIn crown had a prime opportunity snatched from under them when Waka Flocka Flame announced he had filled the full-time blunt roller position he advertised on Instagram earlier this week.
To be fair, it would be hard to match the extensive credentials possessed by the successful applicant, who’s been rolling swishers professionally and otherwise from ‘Freaks and Geeks’ to ‘Pineapple Express’. Yep you read that right, Seth Rogan‘s career took an unexpected but not really, turn when he reached out to Flocka via Twitter. The rapper then confirmed Rogan’s employment, posting a screenshot of his Tweet with the caption ‘HIRED.’
While the opportunity to tell people you roll blunts for a living is every fuccboi’s dream, for 50k a year Seth Rogan’s career must have fallen on some hard times, I mean, ‘Bad Neighbors’ was terrible, but was it really that terrible?
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